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Welcome to Derick dot Net!
We have been gone a long long time, but things are coming round sooner or later, so we have crawled out of our holes and found the world truly is flat and and truly screwy! So were back to have some fun, and start with just a ton of stuff right off the bat.
We are going to begin with every funny email joke ever written, and want you to help us put them all online! If you have a funny one, post it if we do not have it. Heck even try and post it if we do, if you get it by us, you win something (not sure what, but I know I will laugh if it is a sharp stick in your eye!) perhaps respect of others, or something else of little or no real value. Try to keep them on topic, suggest topics if yours don't fit, we want everyone who gets stereotyped, or racially profiled, or sexually discrminitaed to know, we tried to put them in their places correctly atleast! I think we might even find a totally tasteless section with sub categories eventually, for those with the jokes that just draw out the final ug's and yucks from the crowds.
We will move into the downloads area and start putting in tons of funny stuff there till we run out of space, then we wil link to other places who host it for us.
Thats it in a nutshell, create an account, join in the fun, and try not to make a mess on your keyboard while doing it!
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 | President Bush in a Bar |
Anonymous writes "President Bush decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar. He takes Dick Chaney with him.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Bush sitting at the end of the bar?' "
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Posted by admin on Saturday, May 10 @ 00:05:00 CDT (38 reads)
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 | Johnny's Brother |
Anonymous writes "Little Johnny and his brother walk into a pharmacy. They pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks Little Johnny, “Son, how old are you?” "
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Posted by admin on Friday, May 09 @ 11:58:14 CDT (38 reads)
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 | David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: |
Anonymous writes "# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. "
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Posted by admin on Friday, May 09 @ 11:56:58 CDT (133 reads)
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 | HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK |
Anonymous writes "1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton". "
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Posted by admin on Thursday, May 08 @ 07:08:42 CDT (30 reads)
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 | And we thought that spelling was important.... |
Anonymous writes " Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. "
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Posted by admin on Thursday, May 08 @ 07:08:24 CDT (32 reads)
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 | Free Kittens |
Anonymous writes "Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she placed them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up the street with several policemen on motorcycles in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man, with big ears, stepped out of the largest car, a Mercedes limousine "
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Posted by admin on Thursday, May 08 @ 07:05:37 CDT (29 reads)
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 | The Zen of Sarcasm |
Anonymous writes "01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 03. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "
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Posted by admin on Wednesday, May 07 @ 07:37:21 CDT (27 reads)
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